ANITA HANNA JUST SIGNED 1,200 PAYCHECKS TO WAUKEGAN DIST. 60 TEACHERS ONE WEEK EARLY JUST TO SCREW WITH EVERYONE'S THINKING
In a strategic move that fully disorient prudent and sane good business practices, Hanna spent 48 cents postage per check, wasted envelopes and to boot, made the payments dated Oct. 24, 2014 instead of waiting for the end of the pay period at the month's end.
Teachers, don't be alarmed. This is not a trick. They are paying you money that is coming to you for professional services rendered. You may have noticed that the amount paid is higher than usual. This is due to their not deducting insurance from this payment.
We strongly encourage recipients of Hanna's largess to dispatch a warm thank you note to her attention. She will be pleased to hear from you.
We are also curious to learn if the Administrators also received a gift from Hanna. Did you also get Christmas early this month? Please feel free to drop us a line at firstname.lastname@example.org
FOR A DISTRICT CLAIMING PAUCITY OF FUNDS TO COMPENSATE TEACHERS, THE BOARD CONTINUES ON A PATH OF FAILING TO PROTECT TAXPAYER ASSETS!